Good for giggles. I found this link to a Travel section article in the Guardian online.
“Perhaps I just don’t have a soul. But then, I’m from Cardiff where we don’t have New Agers. Or, if we do, we call them by their other name: weirdos. And although I am almost too perfectly the target demographic – thirtysomething, female, single (marketing-speak for credulous, desperate and liable to spend money on any old rubbish) – I’ve never really got the whole spa thing. Yes, it makes your skin all shiny, but then what’s a loofah for?”